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 | Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
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| #2 |
| Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
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| #3 |
| As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
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| #4 |
| As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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| #5 |
| At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
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| #6 |
| Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
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| #7 |
| Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
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| #8 |
| Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
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| #9 |
| Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
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| #10 |
| Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
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